Pearls Of Wisdom Found Along The
Road, Or On Outhouse Walls
While Pursuing a Career In Music
About Reality
A Fender Precision Bass Will
Remove The Teeth Of a Bullrider in Pueblo, Colorado, Before he can
swaller it.
The Carolina Wildman
About The music business
"The music business is a cruel
and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and
pimps run free and good men die like dogs every day. And there's also a
bad side."
Hunter S. Thompson
About Rewards
"Make sure the music means more to
you than all the applause and money."
Dennis Payne
Yeah Right, Dennis! Show Me The Money !!!
About Vocations
Everyone in the world has two
jobs:
1 - Whatever they do for a living.
2 - Music Critic.
About Memorable Shows
We Would Like To Welcome You Out to The Skull Orchard Lounge and Hope You Enjoy
Our Show. This Didn't Start Out To Be A Non-Profit Venture, But Due to
Circumstances beyond our Control, It Just Turned Out To Be This Way
About Gun Control
Ted Kennedy's cars have killed more people than all of my firearms.
About Ex Wives
My Last Wife Had A Mouth Like A 7/11 Store, It Was Open 24 Hours a Day,
Always Filled with insults, Junk Food and Beer.
