| Pearls Of Wisdom Found Along The
Road, Or On Outhouse Walls
While Pursuing a Career In Music |
About Reality
A Fender Precision Bass Will
Remove The Teeth Of a Bullrider in Pueblo, Colorado, Before he can
swaller it.
The Carolina Wildman |
About The music business
"The music business is a cruel
and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and
pimps run free and good men die like dogs every day. And there's also a
bad side."
Hunter S. Thompson
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About Rewards
"Make sure the music means more to
you than all the applause and money."
Dennis Payne
Yeah Right !
Show Me The Money !!!
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About Vocations
Everyone in the world has two
jobs:
1 - Whatever they do for a living.
2 - Music Critic.
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About Memorable Shows
We Would Like To Welcome You Out to The Skull Orchard Lounge and Hope You Enjoy
Our Show. This Didn't Start Out To Be A Non-Profit Venture, But Due to
Circumstances beyond our Control, It Just Turned Out To Be This Way
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About Gun Control
Ted Kennedy's cars have killed more people than all of my firearms. |
About Ex Wives
My Last Wife Had A Mouth Like A 7/11 Store, It Was Open 24 Hours a Day,
Always Filled with insults,Junk Food and Beer. |
